Twilight

Okay, you all know what I'm talking about when I say,"Twilight". If you don't you're secluded.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting kind of tired of all the twilight stuff that's going on. Every time you turn around there's always something about werewolves and vampires lurking in the corners of the store.
You have to be careful not to wear anything to glittery, or you might get tackled by a bunch of die-hard-for-twilight teenage girls. Try to stay healthy too. If you start to run a temperature, you might get a bunch of girls running after you, yelling at you to,"TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"...or something along those lines.
Believe it or not...but, Twilight porn exists. (Don't ask me how I know that.)
I personally like the old Vampire/Werewolf movies, where they're actual monsters. (:
Even the people who make fun of Twilight are getting annoying. They seem to be obsessed as well. Only because they hate it so much.(We get it. We don't care for it either.)
I actually feel weird posting this because it's about twilight.
Don't get me wrong. I've seen the movies and I've read all 4 books. I like them...but I'm not obsessed with them. I'm not going to say anything about the way it's written, because I'm not a professional writer. I don't want any comments on how Stephanie Meyers isn't a professional either...I've heard it all before. I didn't see anything wrong with it. It was easy to read...sure it was a bit long on some parts..but what ever. She probably meant to do that.
Again, I like the movies/books...but I'm not a huge fan.