Comments to Santa

Here lately Christmas has been on my brain...I don't know why.(Maybe it has something to do with it being ll days til Christmas....I don't know.) But, since I'm sort of in the christmas spirit, I grabbed a hand full comments from a website that were meant for the big guy himself.
Here they are:

Hi Santa, we enjoying having your magical elf staying with us, only Mom & Dad can see him. I am really trying to be good but it's hard sometimes with two brothers.
- Biancha, 8, Calgary, Alberta

Dear Santa: I wave to you in the mall every time I go. Take care, and remember how much I enjoyed the Christmas I was 8 years old? I had a jumping/screaming fit yelling, "Santa spoils me!" It was a lot of fun. Toodle-oo
- Megan, 16, San Marcos, California.

I have been really good so no more coal in my stocking this year. OK?!?
- Craig, 6, Elk Grove, California.

Where do you buy the nose polish for Rudolph's nose? I'd like to get some too and try it.
- Kyle, 8, Portal, Georgia.

do you really have a magic key for every houses in the world?
- Philip, 7, Angelsey, United Kingdom.

I promise I will not snoop for presents because that is being bad
- Jamie, 7, Boise, Idaho.

Mommy has a mini van on her list, but I told her I didn't think that it would fit into your bag.
- Samantha, 4, Cheektowaga, New York.

Are you looking for any more helpers? Do you pay well? Or do the helpers just get milk and cookies?
- Heidi, 54, Brisbane, Australia.

last week i was naughty and my dad phoned you and told you to cross the street scooter off my list.I have promised to be very good in the future ,to do as i am told and not to tease my brother any more.I hope you will put the scooter back on my list
- Robert, 8, Rotherham, United Kingdom.

I DID NOT BELIEVE MY MOM WHEN SHE SAID SHE HAD YOUR ADDRESS , NOW I DO . I WILL BE GOOD FROM NOW ON .
- Shaine, 6, Shoal Lake, Manitoba

Last year I heard you eating a cookie by my bedside but I keept my eyes closed shut and pretended to sleep and I foolded you!
- Sarah, 7, Orwell, Ohio

We willput some paper on the floor so your muddy boots don't upset Mummy
- Kit, 5, North Marston, United Kingdom.

I sit on my bumper in Mr. Quigley's class. I raise my hand when I'm supposed to. I keep my hands to myself.
- Dan, 5, Cheektowaga, New York

Get mrs. Claus to make nose warmers for the reindeer,
- Dustin, 8, Yorkton, Saskatchewan

if you still have room in your sled....could you please try to find a girlfriend for my dad....to keep him busy, so he will leave my toys alone....thx nicholas
- Nicholas, 5, Strathmore, Alberta

I promise to be better and do as my mommy says because I don't want underwear and coal from you again this year.
- Andy, 4, Rogersville, Tennessee.

I promise to share my toys with my sister (is that good?).
- Max, 3, Vancouver, British Columbia

Even though My Little brother hasn't been the best kid, he should at least get a lump of coal.
- Sean, 12, Eustis, Florida.

Last year we left out for you a piece of mince pie and a beer, but when we got up next morning we notied a bit of icing was taken from the Christmas cake. Mum said you must have been extra hungry!
- Paul, 7, Rayleigh, United Kingdom.

I may be Jewish but I still love Santa Claus! Happy Hannukkah!!!
- Vanessa, 9, Winnipeg, Manitoba.

I'm emailing you this year because I'm afraid you might not get my letter by regular mail again (you know how the Post Office is!)
- Nicholas, 6, Lethbridge, Alberta.

Oh by the way, my cancer is all gone this year and my hair has grown back. You might night recognize me so I will leave you a new picture
- Kyle, 6, Faulkton, South Dakota.

Does your Mommy make you stop and brush your toothes after you have milk and cookies at each house?
- Celine, 4, Wilmington, Delaware.

I think Jesus would like a preasent on his birthday. I think he would like all the kids in heaven that don,t have their Moms and Dads with them receive a gift also.
- Brittany, 6, Calgary, Alberta.

i didn't go see you at the store cause i was afraid. i'm a real little chicken. But I'm not afraid to see you in my pooter!
- Nick, 3, St. Catharines, Ontario.

Santa do you have a space traveller so kids in space get presents?
- Connor, 5, North Vancouver, British Columbia.

I'll leave you milk and cookies this year like I always do! But you're getting kind of chubby so I'll leave small ones...
- Marisa, 7, Coon Rapids, Minnesota.

I have been really good all year long but don't ask Mommy and Daddy if its true.
- Sarah, 6, Littleton, Colorado

You look so beautiful. Your eyes sparkle.
- Matthew, 8, Orlando, Florida.

Tell Mrs. Claus that I'm sure her cookies are good and i would love to be a tester if she needs extras.
- Mitchell, 10, Belmont, Nova Scotia.

CAN YOU ASK THE REINDEER TO WEAR SLIPPERS THIS YEAR SO AS THEY DON'T WAKE ME UP WHEN THEY LAND ON MY ROOF. THANKS!
- Joel, 5, Bradford, United Kingdom

Santa, Come to Ireland! The leprechauns want to meet your elves!
- Marion, 9, Limerick, Ireland.

Do you know Tim Allen?
- David, 8, Lancaster, Texas.

Where did you get the magic dust that makes the reindeer fly? Can I get some?
- Rachel, 8, North Rose, New York.

Thanks for last year and please don't forget my cousin. She can't help but be bad.
- Meg, 6, Sydney, Australia.

Hope you enjoy the food-don't rip you're trousers in the chimeny this year-we won't always have a spare pair you know!!
- Nicole, 5, Glasgow, United Kingdom.

And there you have it. I hope you all enjoyed the comments. Merry Christmas!